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Snarky and down to earth, Crimson & Clover cards offer honestly naughty greetings that pack a little punch.Snarky and down to earth, Crimson & Clover cards offer honestly naughty greetings that pack a little punch.

Crimson & Clover Card Thanks For Having a Big Dick

$6.00

Snarky and down to earth, Crimson & Clover cards offer honestly naughty greetings that pack a little punch. The woman behind Crimson and Clover first noticed her knack for sassy zingers and giggle-inducing puns by leaving sticky notes for a past boyfriend. Unfortunately, he turned out to be a turd, but with a stockpile of sassy phrases in her phone, she turned them into greeting cards and started a full-blown business! 

Card reads: Thanks for having a big dick

Blank inside. Comes with a Kraft envelope inside a cellophane bag for extra protection.

  • Female Owned Company!
  • Hand Designed!
  • Material: 100% Cotton Textured 110 lb Cardstock
  • Size: 4.5” x 6.25”