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Snarky and down to earth, Crimson & Clover cards offer honestly naughty greetings that pack a little punch.

Crimson & Clover Card Blow Me Bday

$6.00
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Crimson & Clover Card Happy Bday Queen

$6.00
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Snarky and down to earth, Crimson & Clover cards offer honestly naughty greetings that pack a little punch.

Crimson & Clover Card Happy Bday, Good Thing Dad Didn't Pull Out

$5.00
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Crimson & Clover Card Happy Bday, You Came Out of Mom's Vag

$6.00

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Snarky and down to earth, Crimson & Clover cards offer honestly naughty greetings that pack a little punch.

Crimson & Clover Card Happy Bday, You Look the Same

$5.00

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