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Snarky and down to earth, Crimson & Clover cards offer honestly naughty greetings that pack a little punch.

Crimson & Clover Card Blow Me Bday

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Crimson & Clover Card Happy Bday Queen

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Snarky and down to earth, Crimson & Clover cards offer honestly naughty greetings that pack a little punch.

Crimson & Clover Card Happy Bday, Good Thing Dad Didn't Pull Out

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Crimson & Clover Card Happy Bday, You Came Out of Mom's Vag

$6.00

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Snarky and down to earth, Crimson & Clover cards offer honestly naughty greetings that pack a little punch.

Crimson & Clover Card Happy Bday, You Look the Same

$6.00
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Crimson & Clover Card Baby Daddy

$5.00
Snarky and down to earth, Crimson & Clover cards offer honestly naughty greetings that pack a little punch.

Crimson & Clover Card Glad We Settled

$5.00
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Snarky and down to earth, Crimson & Clover cards offer honestly naughty greetings that pack a little punch.

Crimson & Clover Card Handsome Cock

$5.00
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Crimson & Clover Card I Like You

$6.00
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Crimson & Clover Card I Love You Like Crack

$6.00
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Crimson & Clover Card I Love You More Than Stars

$5.00
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Crimson & Clover Card Love You Like Pancakes

$5.00
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Crimson & Clover Card Me Love You Long Time

$5.00
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Crimson & Clover Card Netflix & Chill

$5.00
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Crimson & Clover Card Smack That Ass

$5.00
Snarky and down to earth, Crimson & Clover cards offer honestly naughty greetings that pack a little punch.

Crimson & Clover Card Thanks For Having a Big Dick

$6.00
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Crimson & Clover Card We Are Meant for Each Other

$5.00
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Crimson & Clover Card You Da Bomb

$5.00
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Crimson & Clover Card You're The Shit

$5.00
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Crimson & Clover Card Your Butt is Awesome

$5.00

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